Life is so beautiful! Jackie, Pushpi, Anne, Soumi, Shreshtha… All my sweet friends around me:). Ahh yes nothing can better this. And yeah, all my friends are girls. So? What’s wrong? I mean this is a girls world… we just let guys live in it, right? Yeah I know this is a quotation… but this IS exactly what I feel!
Boys in tuition, Boys in the locality, Boys in school… arrrrggghhh… give me a break!!! I mean whatever happened to my perfect girl-world??? It was so much better in junior school. Oh c’mon… someone shoo away these bizarre creatures of alien species! I’m the Queen Bee, Boys Buzz Off!!! Yeah ok… another quotation. I’m always this dramatic! Big Deal!
Hmmm… that guy’s cute! Oh… and that one too! Well, guys aren’t really that bad afterall. Why didn’t I notice them before? Whoa, what’s happening to me? Since when did butterflies start to dwell in my stomach?! Is this what they call hormones??? It feels so weird! Why do I suddenly feel like boys do exist… and how prominently so? I mean isn’t this supposed to be my girls world or something like that??? Maybe not…
Yes this is love! I’m confident it is! I know, I just know! I’ve never felt for anyone, the way I feel for him. He is my special guy. He is THE ONE. Oh and he likes me too! This is beautiful. How come I was bereft of this totally awesome blossom feeling?! Damn, I wasted half of my life ignoring guys?! What a waste!
Heartbreak. I mean the last thing I needed in my life was heartbreak! This isn’t fair! I dumped my singlehood only to get dumped by this stupid, idiotic, messed up guy whom I had supposedly loved more than my life?! I gave up my Queen Bee principles for this mole??? Arrrrggghhhh… I hate boys!!! They don’t deserve me! I mean screw you, guys! Damn the hormones! It was so much better in junior school. Oh c’mon… someone shoo away these bizarre creatures of alien species!!! I know that’s a repetition but my life is going through a repeat telecast. As for future, I’ll spend the rest of my life hating boys. Yeah, I don’t mind doing that! Go die!
OMG… My college is in dearth of girls. Guys are, like, in Brobdingnagian numbers!!! It’s less of a college and more of a zoo! This can’t be happening! Please tell me this isn’t real! What is this torture for? I mean why??? God, don’t you know I HATE BOYS!!! I’m gonna get drowned in the deluge of these savage brutes! Pray thee, please save me! Now I will never be able to make good friends in college. Will never have a good group! Damn my screwed up luck! That’s torn it, I’m off!!!
I have the best group I could have imagined having in college! The masti level surpasses my expectations! And no, all aren’t girls. I didn’t go around with a female detector to look in the teensy-weensy percentage of girls available in the male dominant institution. The guys here are far better and sweeter than I had ever expected boys to be… Always there to help me, console me, comfort me and keep me smiling. I would have said that I scarcely realized they are boys, but I believe that’s hardly a compliment to them ;). “Akash, the gender” is never hesitant to lend me his shoulders for carrying my heavy bag of laptop, no matter how tired he is. Too generous to be happy in life. Poor him! “Shubham, the ghatiya-man” is always ready to relinquish his mobile balance on me. Not by talking to me for hours at long but by letting me use his cell every now and then. “Adi, the lihaaz-boy” is all the time on with his constructive arguments with me regarding relationship complications… sometimes really helpful ones. Oh and Shubham & Adi also specialize in sim-card problems :D. “Sam, the body builder” is my slapping partner. Yes I love slapping this guy; he has such a broad face!!! Lols! I really don’t remember when was the last time we had talked in peace without fighting or pulling each other’s legs. He’s too good at it, I must say. But when it comes to acting like a total idiot, these guys excel in it!!! Arrrggghhh… drives me berserk! But then I’m no less, so that kinda equals the score.
In total, I got to meet the wackiest, yet coolest and sweet-sweet-sweetest guys of the world! Finally, my friend list isn’t a whole girl-girl thing! I mean Juhi Di, PP and others, no doubt, comprise my gang of girls but these chaps are surely ineluctable. Hmm… well, guys aren’t really that bad afterall. Why didn’t I notice this part of them before? And, no, this isn’t my hormones speaking. It’s a genuine outburst of emotions from my overwhelmed heart! With them, I can really be my stupid, rude, impulsive, illogical and impossible self without having the chance of getting fooled, dumped, mistreated or misunderstood. I mean, when it comes to tolerance, they give me 100% performance! Thank you sooooooo much my college sweethearts! I love you all for changing my flickering notion about guys. No matter how many jerks I come across in future, I’ll always remember you and stick to my present judgment! I promise.
So, one thing I can conclude is… you boys are disastrous as boyfriends but, you teach me real friendship!:) Thank you for the roses, the proposes, the chocolates, the teddy, the promises and finally the hugs & kisses!!! This was my best Valentines week ever! No one has ever made me feel this special! Who needs a boyfriend?! And today I’ll have my best Valentines Day ever too… with as many friends as possible! Love you all!!!! XOXO!!!:)
